“Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.”
- Mr. Halpern
I don’t tweet. 140 characters on my day to day life just isn’t entertaining. Neither is 140 characters of your day to day life. Sorry. Hell, paragraphs upon paragraphs here aren’t entertaining, so tweeting? No. I’ll spare you.
I do follow two twitter accounts. Gary Busey and Shit My Dad Says, the latter of which is going to be made into a TV show.
That’s right. My favorite ornery old man is gonna have a TV show. And who is playing my favorite ornery old man?
William Shatner.
I very nearly almost peed.
This almost makes me want to get TV stations and give up my fatwa on TV.


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