Leave me alone!

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
- Judy Tenuta

Now that the sun is coming out more and more I am feeling a bit more social. So I’m paying more attention to my OkCupid account. Which is where this guy contacted me:

him: hey
me: hello
him: how are u
me: fine and yourself?him: ok
me: excellent
him: so how have u been
me: very well
me: and yourself?
him: good
him: my birthday is tomm
me: happy birthday
him: thanks
me: welcome
him: so do u work
me: I do
me: do you?
him: no looking for a job
me: where do u work
me: good luck
him: right
me: at the place I go to earn a paycheck
him: ok

Part or me feels bad for him. Maybe he doesn’t know how to approach anyone (even online). Maybe he is nervous. But seriously, if you are going to approach someone – have something to say, else I will consider making fun of you on my blog.

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