What a catch!

I’ve found him. The man of my dreams. And I can’t believe he’s still available. See:

You should message me if:
You wanna do something interesting. You wanna be friends, you just wanna have a good time.

ok i am editting this because i have been getting unwanted attention so if you are one of these things dont message me:

you have kids
you smoke
you are full-figured if you want to date, I usually like skinny girls. I am not opposed to being just friends though
you say your sexy- odds are your not
you don’t want to meet me irl
you have a hump on your left shoulder
you bathe in perfume the first time you meet someone you want to date

Can you believe he is still single? Neither can I!

Say it...

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  • Fea: Well, it has a lot to do with where we work. Its what we do – remember people, remember idiosyncrasies....
  • Annamarya: I can understand not remembering but to be snarky and condescending? That screams “douchebag”...
  • B: After 7 months how do you NOT remember something like that? Something so simple too! *hugs*
  • Fea: Ha! I don’t know why I didn’t think of it! I just have to make sure it is something he won’t...
  • Annamarya: You can go the Rollins route and blare up Dio, but he did that to pump up a rompin’ gay couple next...
  • Fea: Or would it…. ;)
  • The Scoot: It could be worse. A furry wearing a purple bear outfit with the nipples cut out could molest you and...
  • Fea: There is no guy here though. The guy from a few days ago? He’s a friend. Not interested in more. I agree...
  • The Scoot: Huh. Just live your life. This guy that you have in front of you, he might not be your dream, but...
  • Fea: Well, here is the thing… He wants me to wait for a year and a half for him to move back, so I...