I’ve found him. The man of my dreams. And I can’t believe he’s still available. See:
You should message me if:
You wanna do something interesting. You wanna be friends, you just wanna have a good time.
ok i am editting this because i have been getting unwanted attention so if you are one of these things dont message me:
you have kids
you smoke
you are full-figured if you want to date, I usually like skinny girls. I am not opposed to being just friends though
you say your sexy- odds are your not
you don’t want to meet me irl
you have a hump on your left shoulder
you bathe in perfume the first time you meet someone you want to date
Can you believe he is still single? Neither can I!


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