Not me. My neighbors. At least, that is what woke me up last night.
Knowing they are both Catholic I so wanted to text them, “Sinner. And on the same day the baby Jesus was born!”
But I didn’t, since that might very well caused one of them to never partake in premarital sex ever again and the other would not have been happy with me at all.
But damn, that would have been funny.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
- Walt Whitman
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